Happy New Year!

Welcome to the Year of the Boar.

While described as “loyal and thoughtful,” the boar apparently “is equally reputed for his wanton pursuit of pleasure and even depravity.”

If this is you, perhaps you were born in one of the boar years: 1995, 1983, 1971, 1959, 1947, etc.

And if you believe this stuff, then you’re following a sad trend in America today.

But lo, she digresses.

Gung Hay Fat Choy, everyone. Hope you didn’t wash your hair.

One Response to “Happy New Year!”

  1. Art Says:

    Xin Nian Kuai Le!

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